Do I carve Gourdon Ramsay, Al Gourd or Gourd Vidal for a pumpkin carving competition at work?
why yes, the most effective way to reverse my sleep cycle is to stay awake for 32 hours. missin’ u already night shift
( and not just because it means no more stealing away during prep to hook up with a married scottish chef in the freezer)
I’m not saying I broke up with my boyfriend because he cut his hair like Macklemore, but it certainly didn’t help
had to kill a lobster at work last night :’( goodnight sweet pincer
dw internet I’m sure you’ll like new arrested development once people start writing articles explaining the jokes
Colonel Mustard, in the dining room, with the vacuum cleaner. Classic hooverdunit